HAPPY ADVANCED BIRTHDAY FARHANAH!!!
*in a sing-song irrtating voice...ahem ahem ahem*
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday to our dear captain... happy birthday to you!!!
so obedient gurl, spending her birthday gg to religious claz...haha. haf a great bdae!
5 things to do when you're bored.
1] Go to the nearest mall. Get a BK burger. Then find a McD burger wrapper. Wrap up the BK burger in it. Try to order said BK burger from a McD outlet. When they say that they don't sell that particular burger, gesticulate wildly and show them the BK burger.
2] Go to some expensive-looking jewellery store with your guy/girl. Act really interested in the most expensive pieces they have. Make them wait on you hand and foot. Try on as many pieces as you can, and ask them for their opinions, have long debates over which to buy, and so on. Ask them for pieces with different color gems, chains etc. When they are completely convinced that you're gonna buy, say really casually that you're broke, and with a big smile, exit the store.
3] Find a train station which has platforms 9 and 10, at around 11am one day. Find the pillar dividing these two platforms, then run repeatedly into it, yelling at and banging on it each time you can't get in. Yell really loudly, "Godammit, let me in! The Hogwarts train's leaving any minute! If I'm late again, Snape'll expel me!!" If you can find a trolley, a large trunk and an owl in a cage to bring along with you, that's an added bonus.
4] Go to a snazzy restaurant, the sort where the cheapest dishes are about 3 times the price of a McD meal. Try to look as rich and refined as possible [wearing a suit helps]. Once you're seated, scan the menu and its prices really carefully, then chuck it away and just ask for water and a napkin. Take your time drinking your water. Clang on the glass occasionally with a spoon, and try to play a tune on it. Once you're done and they serve you the bill, ask them if they give out discount coupons or if you can apply for a discount card. If their water is overpriced, make the most surprised, wide-eyed look you can manage, and comment as loudly as possible on how much you have to pay for what is most likely tap water. Pay for it, all the while grumbling under your breath, then exit in a huff.
5] While on the train, pretend to be in such a deep sleep that your head nods off sideways. Make it seem so exaggerated that you fall of your seat. Then, get up, brush yourself off and sit down again, all the while laughing loudly. Then, do this a second time. Only this time, shoot a really dirty look at the person sitting beside you, and say, "Okay, that's not funny anymore."